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So, you ever just, like, wake up and decide today’s the day to dive into random gaming news? Yeah, me neither, but here we are. Anyway — wait, I forgot to mention — you can totally email us if you’re feeling chatty at [email protected]. Or, if you’re more of a listener than a writer (get it?), check us out on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Or don’t. Your call.

Okay, here’s the thing: Sid, Tim, and I? We’re like the Three Musketeers of gaming chat. Except, there’s no swords, and honestly, we’re probably less coordinated. This week, we dove into the Grand Theft Auto VI trailer because, let’s face it, who isn’t? It’s wild, I tell ya. Then there’s Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It’s got this turn-based RPG thing going on, but like with a twist. Ever tried turning left when everyone else is going right? Kinda like that. And Doom: The Dark Ages? It’s all medieval madness. Picture knights with shotguns. Yeah, it’s a vibe.

What else? Oh, yeah, next week’s got some goodies — Labyrinth of the Demon King for the PS5 and PS4. I mean, I still get lost in those things, so a game? Count me in. Palia? PS5, folks. And if you wanna smash stuff, Smash Drums on PS VR2 is your jam. Just try not to trip over the couch.

Doom: The Dark Ages, making another appearance (it’s like a medieval meme at this point), hits PS5. Meanwhile, Capcom’s throwing down with Fighting Collection 2 on PS4 ’cause, you know, why not?

Destiny 2’s got a couple of expansions lined up. Two, to be exact. The Edge of Fate drops on July 15, and Renegades waits ‘til December 2. Gotta pace yourself with these things.

And Elden Ring Nightreign—who knew combat could get this deep? Like, they’re going on about classes and all. My head’s spinning just thinking about it.

Oh, and then there’s Death Stranding 2: On The Beach, which sounds way more chill than it probably is. Got some hands-on action and chatted with Hideo Kojima. The man’s a genius, and also possibly a wizard.

Plus, a sneak (or full-on dive) into Helldivers 2. Something about Masters of Ceremony and Warbond… Pretty fancy stuff, right?

And Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4? All I can say is, nine new skate parks. I can barely nail a kickflip, but who cares? Live a little.

Quick shout-out to Dormilón for the epic tunes. Keeps me going, honestly. [Oh, hey, and keep in mind: game release dates? Total mysteries. They change faster than my mood on a Monday.]

So, yeah, that’s the scoop. Or the mess. Or… whatever this was. Catch ya later!