New Black Ops 6 Zombies Wonder Weapon Bears Resemblance to High on Life Gun

Man, I gotta tell you about this new thing in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6. It’s called a Wonder Weapon. Or, like, some folks think it should be called a “What Were They Thinking?” Weapon. Anyway, this baby’s all about chaos. It’s got this High on Life vibe, which, if you’re into that game with the crazy alien guns, you’ll know what I mean.

So, these Wonder Weapons—if you haven’t tried them—are those over-the-top, gotta-have-it kinda gear in Zombies mode. Think of a Marvel movie weapon mashed with a Saturday morning cartoon, and you’re just about there. Yeah, like that staff made for supervillains—pure madness. Or that freaky thing with a live scorpion. Yikes! You fire one of these babies, and it doesn’t just shoot; it performs—freezes zombies, blows them up, all without breaking a sweat.

And now, Black Ops 6 is mixing the pot again. Say hello to Gorgofex—an odd name, right?—but it fits because this weapon’s about as normal as dancing chickens. Somebody posted a clip on Reddit, and players were like, “Whoa, this is totally High on Life!” Green and yellow goo all over—it’s like shooting snot rockets or something… if that’s even a thing.

So here’s the skinny: August 7 is when Zombies Season 5 kicks off, and the Gorgofex hits the scene. This thing’s a Frankenstein of fungi, flowers, and bugs, with parts that glow and pulse like a heart. I don’t know whether to shoot it or give it a hug? Sounds wild, right? The coolest part—big damage, plus a gravitational anomaly. Sucks in enemies like, whoosh, gone. Nobody knows how to nab it yet, but they promise it’ll be worth the chase.

Oh, but that’s not all. Season 5 is jam-packed. There’s the Reckoning map—sounds ominous, huh? A Mister Peeks field upgrade, whatever that creepy buddy plans on doing. Then there’s Uber Klaus and Kommando Klaus, names that sound like supervillains or just really bad dudes at a burger joint. And, and, the Combat Bow Scorestreak! Who doesn’t love launching explosive arrows? Robin Hood meets Rambo.

Anyway, release is set for October 25, 2024. Mark the date—unless you can’t, and then, I don’t know, tell your friends or something. 9/10 on Game Rant, so they say it’s a wild ride—bugs, snot rockets, and all. And, yes, it’s for mature audiences—’cause cartoon chaos isn’t for the kiddos.

So, grab your controller, or maybe a ticket to this madhouse. Or don’t. No pressure. I’m just here, living in the madness.