Episode 931: F-Zero GuiX – Radio Free Nintendo

So, you might already know what the “G” stands for, right? Or maybe not. Just throwing it out there because, honestly, who can keep track of all these letters? Anyway, here’s the lowdown.

We’re diving headfirst into an all-email frenzy as we try to sort through this massive pile of messages that’s been, like, haunting our inbox. Oh, and James? He’s out. Kind of a big deal ’cause it means Jon’s taking the helm, promising to bring back some sort of, I don’t know, professionalism? If that’s even a thing we do around here. Not to knock James, but it might get a little less chaotic. Maybe.

First stop: Jon’s epic journey into the wild world of GameStop. Really, it’s a thing. We’re talking about our escapades with those darn Pro Memberships. It’s a saga, for sure. And then — this is the fun part — we launch into this whole “what if” scenario about all those games we’d love to see jazzed up for the Switch 2. Like, think about the possibilities!

Oh, yeah, after we ramble on a bit, we take a breather and dive into the pain and suffering that is F-Zero GX. Seriously, that game doesn’t pull punches. We hash out whether Nintendo might surprise us with new games for their virtual consoles — because, hey, dreaming is free, right? And then there’s this whole spiel about what a modern Princess Peach game might look like. Pink and frilly? Eh, who knows.

Big revelation for the day: “Git Gud” is so yesterday. It’s “Git Gui’d” now. Tracks aren’t gonna learn themselves, ya know. So buckle up and get ready to, uh, not suck?

Okay, side note: Huge shoutout to Guillaume Veillette for editing this madness. And that killer theme song? Props to Perry Burkum. Check his stuff on SoundCloud. The funky logo? Courtesy of Connor Strickland. These guys got talent, no doubt.

And wrapping it all up, you gotta hear this: Greg picked out “Birdman” from Pilotwings 64 for our grand finish. Hats off to Nintendo for keeping those rights and making our lives a little more musical.