FAST Fusion Launch Trailer Races Into the Spotlight

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Okay, so, you know Shin’en Multimedia, right? They’ve just dropped this launch trailer for some wild ride – no pun intended – called FAST Fusion. It’s coming to the Nintendo Switch 2, which still sounds futuristic every time I say it, honestly.

So they’re calling it – maybe bragging a bit, who knows – the “fastest racing game you may have ever experienced.” I mean, I guess we’ll see, but their past stuff like FAST Racing NEO (does anyone else remember that?) and FAST RMX were nuts, so maybe they’ve really upped the ante here.

Picture this: you’re in these vehicles that have, like, antigravity hyper jump stuff going on. Imagine racing through snowy mountain tops or cities where everything’s so shiny it probably gave me a headache just thinking about it. And all this at 60 frames per second? In 4K HDR? What’s next, cars flying over my actual house? I shouldn’t give them ideas.

Anyway, there’s this list of things you can do in the game. Here’s my take on it:

• Ultimate Speed: They blab about hypersonic speed. It’s fast, okay? Like, seriously fast. Heart-pounding, palm-sweaty kind of fast. Is that what they say?

• Antigravity Jumps: Cut corners like a magician – poof, right over your rivals. I bet there’s going to be a lot of yelling when friends get together to play this.

• Vehicle Mixology: Mash vehicles together to make something out of a sci-fi flick. Hundreds of combos. Too many options? Maybe. But hey, variety!

• Hyper Tracks: Zoom past places named Redwood something or other, and some crazy alpine view. I’m guessing they’re pretty for a bit, but who even notices while racing at light speed?

• Feel Every Bump: They say something about motion controls and HD Rumble – meant to make it feel real or something. I’d try it just to know if it does more than tickle your fingers.

Oh, mark your calendar. The digital release is on the Nintendo eShop globally for Nintendo Switch 2. It’s happening June 5, 2025, folks. Not that far off, but still feels like forever if you ask me.

And they’ve thrown up this trailer online. I’d say check it out if you’re curious, or just watch it because you need some fast-paced chaos in your life. Well, that’s my take. See ya in the high-speed lanes, maybe.