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So there’s this… uh, game called Klaus Lee – Thunderballs. Yeah, some quirky 2D action thing that Assemble Entertainment and NUKKLEAR cooked up. Oh, and guess what? It’s gonna land on Nintendo Switch and PlayStation next week. June 25, mark your calendars! You probably should, honestly. Maybe? I dunno.
So, Klaus Lee — sounds familiar, right? Or not. Probably not. Anyway, he’s this guy, almost became a cop in Beverly Hills. But nah, decided to try being a PI in Hawaii instead. Can’t blame him, beaches and all. Then—well, he got tired of waiting around to hear back. Classic, right? Back to Cali he goes, doing stuntman gigs while trying to run this team of troubleshooters. But they kept getting, like, super outdone by some better crew.
Oh, and there was this gig at a New York startup — totally missed the interview. What’s-his-name Zeddemore ended up snagging it, hunting ghosts or something. Oh, and training Maverick—bet you didn’t see that coming—on jets and beach volleyball. Klaus really gets around.
Okay, back to the game. Sorry. Where was I? Right. Features! Tons of them:
– It’s old-school platform stuff, with like a twist of ‘tude.
– Over a hundred levels to suffer through, thanks to those sadistic level designers.
– Feeling creative? There’s a level editor. Knock yourself out.
– Share your homebrewed chaos with the world, cross-platform, no less!
– It’s like an endless pit of user-made challenges, if you’re into that sorta torment.
And, hey, there’s more images, probably. They loaded weirdly on my screen. Is that just me? I dunno, tech’s not my thing. But yeah, go check them out if you’re curious.
Alright, that’s enough rambling from me. See you out there, maybe. Or not. Up to you!
