Alright, so here’s something that’s been floating around in the Pokeverse. Ever thought about Slugma and Magcargo gettin’ a makeover? Yeah, neither did I, until now. Some Pokémon fan, let’s call them primaljort (seriously, what a name), decided to shake things up. They went and dressed these guys up in all-new regional forms—complete with a brand-new evolution to boot. Who knew these lava folks could get a glow-up, right?
You ever notice how Pokémon have these regional forms and think, “Man, the possibilities are endless!”? Like, I used to think they were all locked into their little evolutionary boxes. But nah, turns out fans are out here crafting fresh spins that make you wonder why Game Freak hasn’t hired them yet.
So, back to Slugma. Our dude primaljort imagined it losing its Fire chops and going all Dragon on us. Yeah, Dragon-type Slugma. Picture it chillin’ (or not chillin’, depending on how you see dragons) in some scruffy coastal caves, far from the fiery volcanoes you’d expect. This little guy’s sporting a new blue look with tusks. TUSKS! Moving on to Magcargo, it’s now Dragon/Water-type—which, guess what? Means it’s dining on Gastrodons and Cloysters. Yikes. Its shell, apparently, is from snagged Slowbros or Slowkings. Maybe it intimidates the other critters with that setup.
And just when you think the family tree’s full, enter Regicargo. Imagine a massive, tusk-wielding beast that hoards King’s Rocks like some medieval dragon hoarding gold. Big appetites, big stats—HP, Attack, Special Attack, Special Defense, you name it. Oh, and it’s not just big; it’s draped in King’s Rocks it nabs to prevent other Pokémon from evolving. Cheeky, huh?
People are buzzin’ about this, which, honestly, makes sense. Some folks are loving the water-dragon-tank vibe Regicargo gives off. Sure, these designs might never become a legit part of a Pokémon game—but hey, that doesn’t stop primaljort from cooking up more what-if designs. It’s like peeking into an alternate Pokémon universe where anything goes. Curious? Just dive down the primaljort rabbit hole, and who knows what other quirky creations you might find.
Anyway, no clue why this stuck with me—but it did. Guess we weren’t done reinventing Poké-logic just yet.
