Perhaps Doom: The Dark Ages Was Fine Without Mechs and Dragons After All

Alright, so here’s the deal with Doom: The Dark Ages. Yeah, it’s pretty rad in some parts, but there are these wacky bits that just… okay, let’s just dive in. First off, picture a shotgun that feels just right. It’s like meeting an old friend, you know? The whole shield parrying thing is like that unexpected plot twist in a movie that actually makes sense. But then—hold on, you’re soaring on some mechanical dragon with neon wings? I mean, who thought that was gonna mesh well? Sometimes, you wish they’d just stick to what works, right?

And get this—you’re also piloting this giant mech thing called Atlan. Think Pacific Rim. Sounds epic, doesn’t it? But here’s the kicker—it doesn’t punch as hard as it looks. No chainsaw shield? Really? It feels like finding out your superhero has allergies. What’s with dodging to juice up a gun? Sounds more like a miscommunication than a feature.

But man, when that mech picks up a gun, it’s like watching fireworks on a quiet night. For a moment, you think, “This is it,” but nah, the excitement’s short-lived. It’s like having your cake and someone snatching it away.

There’s this part where you’re supposed to feel like a king on a dragon, dodging stuff to—wait for it—power up guns. Turrets, of all things. C’mon, game designers! Who’d have thought being a laser-winged dragon could be so… meh?

Despite all the oddities, I gotta admit, some parts feel glorious. Zipping through levels and blasting demons feels like a nod to classic arcade shooters. And the setting? Techno-medieval vibes? Nail on the head.

So yeah, Doom: The Dark Ages has its moments. But those crazy mech and dragon parts feel like taking a detour on a road trip—sometimes you stumble upon a gem, but mostly you just wanna get back on track. Give us a dragon that’s as fierce as the Doom Slayer next time, will ya?