Alright, let’s do this. So, you’re here for a lowdown on the Xbox games arriving next week, right? Okay, maybe I’m not a game guru, but hey, I’ve got the scoop. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition – July 7 for the eager beavers, July 10 for the rest. Imagine sliding on your cleats, feeling the ground tremble. 136 schools. A zillion plays? Madness. Get it early if you can.
Now, remember Tony Hawk? Of course, ya do! Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 is out soon. Flip some sick tricks, trust me. Just lean into the rhythm and let that board sing.
Wait — missiles? Yep, Missile Command Delta hits July 8. Atari throws a hand grenade of nostalgia our way, with, like, missiles raining down faster than you can blink. You gotta strategize or, well, kaboom.
Something echo-y this way comes: Somber Echoes (also on July 8). Picture this: you’re on a ghost ship or something, full of ancient secrets. Creepy, yet kinda thrilling, right?
The Last Camp – July 8. A shooting game, seriously. Big guns, bigger maps, maybe even zombies. Yeah, doomsday vibes like the sky fell down or something.
Love is in the air — sorta? Ah, Love! Season 2 — July 8 too. Hearts need help, obstacles are annoying, and sometimes the black heart outright sucks.
Sneak alert! Rogue Raccoon on July 9. Imagine a raccoon stealing food. I mean, how can one little critter be so stealthy?
Taking things up a notch, here’s Holdfast: Nations At War on July 9. Think Napoleonic war chaos with lots of players — loud, messy, and oddly exciting.
For pixel art enthusiasts, Tiny Pixels Vol. 2: Stormy Knights arrives July 9 to save princesses with style. I’m not sure who came up with castles and knights being tiny, but here we are.
It’s all about surviving the hordes in Greedland out July 10, with aliens swarming quicker than sugar ants at a picnic. Say no more.
And for those city-building dreams, ISLANDERS: New Shores on July 10 brings chill vibes, design bliss, and a dash of strategy.
Bad End Theater on July 10. Imagine a storyline where everything goes wrong, but it’s somehow still fun? It’s your life’s drama — amplified.
Mix drinks, solve murders in Best Served Cold (July 10). A bustling 1920s speakeasy, secrets flowing faster than the cocktails.
Choice of Life: Wild Islands drops you on an island with survival instincts kicking in. Looks like July 10 is the day for adventure.
Horror aficionados, check out Bendy and the Dark Revival (July 11). A horror game in what seems like an abandoned animation studio. Spooky, right?
Only Up to Space—July 11. You’re climbing, platforming, and yeah, probably falling a lot, only to get back up again. Perseverance, they call it.
Slide into fun with Aquapark io (July 11). Yeah, a waterslide game. Push friends off or slide solo.
Find your pooch in Canine (July 11). Retro horror, wicked experiments – don’t know who thought of this, but it’s suitably dramatic.
Gear up for Griffin (also July 11). Tanks, solo rescues, daring missions. I mean, I’m game for the chaos.
And finally, Island Trouble – July 11. You’re stuck on an island, tasks at hand. Sounds breezy, yet challenging — who’d have guessed?
Phew. That’s the scoop – play, explore, shoot, love, and probably get spooked a bit along the way. Remember any highlights? Nah? Just dive in. Game on!