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Alright, folks, listen up! So, GAME just dropped a bombshell that, honestly, I kinda didn’t see coming. If you’re itching to snag the Nintendo Switch 2, well, heads up: you can finally pre-order it. At select stores only, mind you—I guess they want to keep us on our toes. Apparently, it’s like the “final chance” or something dramatic like that to grab this shiny new gadget right at launch.
And oh, did I mention they’re quite hyped about it? Yeah, they literally said, “We are excited”—which is funny ‘cause when was the last time a big retailer felt anything? Anyway, toss them a £20 deposit, and voila, you’re on track to own a Switch 2 by June 5th. Seems easy enough, right? You can either go for just the console or the fancy version with Mario Kart World—because who doesn’t love some good old Mario racing chaos? Details on this whole shebang are tucked away in those stores. Yep, they’re keeping us guessing.
Now, this week’s been buzzing with news from other UK shops too—The Game Collection and Simply Games, if you know them. They’ve got their hands on more Switch 2 stock, though their bundles might make you gulp a bit at the price. Typical.
As for the grand launch, mark your calendars: June 5, 2025. The cost, though? Brace yourselves: it’s £395.99 if you’re hanging in the UK, €469.99 for our European pals, and $449.99 across the pond in the US.
So there you have it, folks. Quite the rollercoaster, huh?
