Diablo 4 Unveils Patch Notes for July 15 Update

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So, Diablo 4’s got some new patch notes that are like… super extensive, right? Pretty much all six classes are getting buffed, which, let’s be honest, is totally needed. Oh, and they’re fixing a ton of bugs too. This is all tied to the Sins of the Horadrim season, which is as mysterious as it sounds. July 15th is the big day when this update goes live. Exciting, I guess?

Back on July 1, they kicked off Season 9. It’s called Sins of the Horadrim. I mean, “Horadrim”? Sounds like something from a fantasy novel I read once, but I digress. This update tosses Astaroth back into the fray, and from what I gather, he’s got some new tricks up his sleeve. Not sure if I love or hate that. Plus, they’re bringing in something called Horadric Spells and all these Strongroom thingies. Cool, I think?

Now, with the update rolling out soon, each class is seeing some damage boosts — like, they’re flat, but better than nothing, right? If you play a Barbarian, cheers to you! They’re getting a crazy amount of buffs compared to everyone else. Double the happiness or something.

It’s not just about damage, though. You’ll see a bunch of quality-of-life tweaks. Arcana auto-pickup—ah, the future is now. And for some reason, Myriad Stones do this Attack Speed thing that stacks? Not sure what that means, but hey, more speed!

Dozens of quirky bug fixes too. There was this odd problem with the Butcher not showing up in Deserted Underpass. Like, hello, where you at? Plus, Astaroth’s voice lines were too quiet. Maybe he’s shy?

Before this all drops, there’s a shortcut to swag: three hours on Twitch gets you a Rogue crossbow that’s apparently neat. Not kidding, just watch someone else play and boom, cosmetic reward. This runs till July 19, though.

Now, let’s chat about build patch notes – yeah, dated July 15, 2025. (Feels like a future year but here we are.) They’ve really gone in hard on more numbers. Everything’s increased damage, damage, damage — the usual parade. Something about Razor Wings? Honestly, I can’t keep track of all these names. But hey, buffs are buffs.

Bug fixes just keep going, too. The drama with some guy, Longtooth, getting stuck. I mean, who named this guy? And there’s this Ravenous Necrolyte Cache thing that… couldn’t open? Sure, why not.

Okay, trying to wrap this up because, wow, that’s a mountain of info. Monsters dropping less, new Mote stuff — which I promise I get half of, vanishing Horadric gateways—how mysterious! — and, well, just patches upon patches.

Oh, and some issues with party play visuals – classic game struggles. Ever been in a match where you can’t see someone else’s cosmic oddities? Yeah, me neither, but not good. And the mild panic when your durability doesn’t update, we’ve all been there.

Whew. So, Diablo 4, bringing chaos and fixes in equal measure. Are we ready? Maybe. Anyway, onward adventurers, because the battle’s… still raging.