Nintendo Switch Release Date Announced for Spray Paint Simulator

Sure thing, let’s dive into this rollercoaster of paint, shall we?

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So, Whitethorn Games and North Star Video Games. They’re teaming up — again, I guess? — and they just spilled the beans on when “Spray Paint Simulator” is hitting the Nintendo Switch. July 22, 2025, mark your calendars or don’t, but there it is.

Splatter… uh, Splatterville, that’s it. It’s one of those places that’s seen better days. Or maybe it was always like this, who knows? Anyway, they’re calling in the cavalry — that’s you, by the way. They want you to give it a glow-up. This game? It’s all about painting but with none of the mess. You get to start your own little painting gig. Sounds neat, right?

So you kick things off in Story Mode, grappling with the quirkiest clients. And oh boy, their requests? Hope you’re ready. You get your hands dirty from scratch, prepping spaces, mixing colors like you’re Picasso reborn. And you get to climb stuff — ladders, scaffolding, the whole shebang. Upgrade your gear, so you can reach those “impossible spots.” Didn’t realize how satisfying it could be to fill a virtual town with paint. Who would’ve thought?

Then there’s the Free Spray Mode. No strings, no rules. Took me a while to unlock it, but once you do, it’s open season. Go nuts with a friend if you want. The whole town’s your oyster or… your canvas. You get the drift.

They say it’s got these “key features” — gotta love a bullet point, right? Easy play, no ticking clock breathing down your neck. You paint, you chill. You pick colors from a kaleidoscope of choices. And business? You’re supposed to grow it, I guess. Make those clients beam with your strokes of genius — or madness, whichever.

Unlock that spray freedom, grab a pal or go solo. There’s that whole start-to-finish painting experience. Like even the cleaning up part, which, strangely? Makes it feel real.

Don’t forget tools and whatnot — I’m talking spray gadgets, battery packs, even vehicles. It’s a bit over-the-top. But hey, it’s a game. Maybe a bit of scaffolding too if you’re into height. Spice it up however you like.

So, that’s “Spray Paint Simulator.” Catch it on the Nintendo eShop. Till then, maybe practice your real-life brush strokes, or just, you know, wait it out.

And there’s supposedly a trailer out there somewhere — if you’re the kind who likes visual teasers.

That’s all folks, get your virtual paintbrushes ready.

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