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So, here’s the deal, right? Tesla just rolled out Grok, this AI wizard thing, into their cars, but there’s a twist. If you’re rolling with an Intel chip, you’re kinda left in the dust. Only those luxe AMD Ryzen systems get the magic touch. The whole Intel gang? Not invited. Sad trombone, anyone?
Why Ryzen’s the Chosen One — Kinda Sucks for Intel Fans
You know, having a chatty AI in your car is all kinds of sci-fi cool, and Grok’s finally in Teslas. But here’s the kicker – it only cozy-ups to AMD’s Ryzen-based rides. If you’ve got one of those older Intel setups, well, tough luck? They say it’s about performance. Something about Ryzen being the bee’s knees for crunching numbers. Anyway — wait, got sidetracked… where was I? Oh yeah, seriously, it’s just Ryzen for now.
Sawyer Merritt was chatting on Twitter about it. Basic scoop: Grok’s coming in hot, but only for U.S. Teslas with that sweet Ryzen power under the hood. If you’re curious – or like, super bored one night – peek into Settings > Software > Additional Vehicle Info. But if your car’s got Intel? Meh, no dice.
Right now, Grok can just chat, can’t fiddle with your car’s knobs or drive for you. Yet. But it’s got character – kind of a must-see for Ryzen-folks. Promise I’m not playing favorites.
About a few years back, 2021 maybe, Intel was all up in Tesla’s guts. Then things changed with AMD’s Ryzen V3000 series elbowing in, bringing all that Zen 3, eight-core jazz. Intel got the bench, and maybe it’s why Grok’s ignoring them now.
I heard the Grok fun hits with the 2025.26 update, so you might want to hit refresh on your systems. It’s said to have some witty banter. Check it out or don’t — totally up to you. Anyway, I had way too much coffee today…
