So, this week, I dove into the world of Nintendo’s eShop update. Yeah, it’s packed with new games for the Switch—plus those tempting discounts that are like candy (I mean, who doesn’t love a good deal, right?).
Nintendo eShop Sales
Honestly, this week is wild. Loads of deals. And I’m telling you, it’s worth checking out on Nintendo of America’s site. I got lost in there for like an hour, no joke.
Nintendo Switch Games Out This Week
Alright, brace yourself. Here’s everything coming out:
- 7’scarlet — I thought this was some kind of thriller, or maybe not. My mind just wanders.
- ABSURDIKA: Rebuild — Is this one as bizarre as it sounds? Probably.
- American Arcadia — Honestly, I imagined this to be a road trip game. Maybe it is?
- Apocalypse Market Simulator — A simulation game? I chuckled at the irony.
- Arcade Archives Punk Shot — Do they shoot punk music? Who knows?
- Aureole – Wings of Hope — Sounds inspiring. Or is it just a cool name?
- Capcom Fighting Collection 2 (comes out Friday 16 May) — Ah, classic brawlers.
- Cipher Monk (available Wednesday 21 May) — No idea what this is about. Probably monks. Or not.
- CTHULOOT — Lovecraftian? Could be. I just like the rhythm of the name.
- Death Park: 4k Remaster — Creepy theme parks? Sign me up.
- Dice People — Dice and people? Okay, sure.
- EGGCONSOLE Rune Worth PC-9801 — Retro vibes. Grandparent’s console kind of feel.
- EGGCONSOLE Schwarzschild PC-9801 — I remember the name from physics class. Or not.
- Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time (arrives Wednesday 21 May) — Time travel? Always a good setup.
- Fluffy Snakes — Umm, snakes can be fluffy? Not in my world, but still.
- Ghost of Boarding School お嬢様学院のインチキ占い師 — Long name. Japanese horror or something? Maybe.
- Hannah’s Day (releases Saturday 17 May) — Slice of life, I guess? Or not.
- Hidden Kittens: Kingdom of Cats — Cats hiding in kingdoms. Why not?
- Into the Restless Ruins — Spooky. I picture ancient ruins and stuff.
- Kamitsubaki City Regenerate — Does this involve rebuilding a city? My guess.
- Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo (comes out Friday 16 May) — Unique names always get me.
- Mirage: Ignis Fatuus — This one sounds like magic. Or is it an illusion?
- Mostroscopy (available Friday 16 May) — They invent words now, it seems.
- Neon Apex: Beyond the Limit (launches Friday 16 May) — Gotta love neon.
- Neon Roller — Roller skating? Nope, not sure.
- Oonly Up! Cars (hits Sunday 18 May) — Racing game? Maybe just cars going "up."
- Our Exciting Summer Camp — Long summers. The nostalgia.
- Paper Plane (flies in Friday 16 May) — Paper in games? Odd curiosity.
- Preserve — Nature theme? Guessing wildly here.
- Race Track Maniacs — Racing again? Seems probable.
- Strings Theory — Physics joke? Or musical. Not really sure.
- SYNESTHESIA (launching Friday 16 May) — Makes me think of colors and sounds mixing. Psychedelic?
And there you go! Just me rambling about Nintendo’s latest lineup. Or was it more like a shopping list? I keep thinking about it all wrong. Ah well.
