Nintendo Switch 2 Review: Major Performance Boost with New Internals

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Alright, let’s dive into this tech chaos. Semiconductors, they’re like the unsung heroes of the gadget world. It’s all about power, right? If you’ve got a chip that’s sipping energy but packing a punch, well, magic might just happen. You know what I mean? Like, engineers get to play God a bit, making everything lighter, more portable, and yeah, we get longer battery life. Good stuff.

Nintendo, oh they zigged when everyone zagged. Everyone was chasing bigger, bolder, more power-hungry machines, but classic Nintendo went small. Enter Nvidia’s Tegra X1, like a tiny beast powering the first Switch. A cool 150 million units later, and well, the legend writes itself. Now, they’re rolling with the Switch 2. New chip, flashy bigger screen, Joy-Cons, extra USB ports, you name it. Fun times.

Confession time: I’m mainly on my PC for gaming. But my hubby? True-blue Nintendo fanboy. So, one of those consoles is always lurking near our TV. Did I love the first Switch as a portable device? Not exactly. But hey, flaws and magic sometimes coexist, right? Remember Breath of the Wild? Stepping out of that first cave, the sun smacking me in the eyes – unforgettable.

Fast forward eight years. It’s like squeezing blood from a stone, trying to max out that OG Switch’s hardware. Time’s relentless though, catching up with us all. Pokémon had diehards groaning about stutters. Tears of the Kingdom? Too big for its own boots, if you ask me. And yeah, Fortnite on Switch? Not exactly a joyride.

But now the Switch 2 dares us. Hundreds of millions of potential gaming futures, ready for the taking. I grabbed one, full retail, and dove deep. Frankly, it’s mostly more of the same, but whoa, some choices leave you scratching your head.

Inside this beast, you find a Nintendo-Nvidia collaboration on a chip, bespoke this time, but hush-hush on details. Some awesome folks at Digital Foundry and tech nerds decapped it, figuring it’s an eight-core Arm Cortex-A78C. Draw a comparison if you must, but it’s not top-dog in benchmarks.

GPU? Ampere-based, yeah, but don’t expect PC levels of oomph. Even the smallest PCs have more grunt. Still, 12GB of LPDDR5X RAM? That’s three times the original Switch. More room for game magic. But numbers… they’re just numbers. How it feels? Another story.

Power draw is tight, topping at 19 W docked. We’re still peeling back layers on battery life, but it’s a start.

That display, it’s a biggie. A 1920 x 1080 LCD, oodles better than before. Maybe not OLED or HDR-10 like you’d dream, but crisper than what came before, trust me.

Top-loaded with buttons and vents – there’s a definite upgrade feel here. The dual USB-C ports are handy, but I wish VRR worked on TVs, not just the handheld display.

The Joy-Cons, those funky little things, they snap on with a magnetic click now. Less fiddling, more gaming. Triggers are snappy but don’t expect deep pressure vibes. The sticks are better than the first go-round, though drift is still a question mark.

Performance-wise, real-world impressions are what you’re here for. Without fancy numbers, it’s still gonna be a ride. Cyberpunk is here too, albeit softer in quality. DLSS is doing a balancing act.

Zelda, ah Zeldy, it snags your soul all over again. It’s fluid now, with the Switch 2 beefing up the horsepower.

Now Fortnite, let me tell you, is far more palatable here than the last version. It’s closer to what we get on a decent PC. Hiccups aren’t part of the dance anymore.

Quiet as a sleeping baby, even in intense sessions. The thermals don’t scorch, nor does it choke when docked.

But, oh boy, Wi-Fi – why so slow? Download times drag. Storage gets devoured quickly too, with games taking a giant gulp of space.

Peripheral compatibility is sweet. Headsets, monitors, they all play nice (mostly). Some limitations creep in, but nothing bank-breaking.

Bottom line? Nintendo carved out charm with the Switch 2, feeling like a love letter to gaming versatility. At $449 it’s a heart over head kinda decision. You in love with Nintendo? Yeah, it’s probably already in your cart. Grumbles exist, like wireless speeds and storage, but the joy sticks.

Keep your eyes peeled. We’ve got more to unravel as we keep testing this bad boy. But yeah, gaming’s about fun, right?

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