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Okay, so here’s the deal. PlayStation just threw open this door to what they’re calling the ‘Big Games, Big Deals’ extravaganza. Like, there’s a ton of PS5 and PS4 stuff marked way down. Not so much for PSVR 2 and PSVR, but hey, there are still some gems if you dig enough.
Now, this sale thing? It’s all over the place, depends on where you are on the globe. So, if you’re in the States, you’re in luck. Load up that sales section and see what games are winking at you from behind a discount tag. Oh, and heads-up — this whole fiesta runs until May 7th. If you’re procrastinating like me, set ten alarms or something.
For PSVR 2 fans, okay, I hear you, there’s not much there. Same story with the PSVR stuff.
Oh, right. There’s, like, this fine print — I don’t know why I always read it, but I do. So, this PlayStation sale, it rides off into the sunset on May 7th at exactly 11:59 PM PDT. Not joking.
[Random Image of a Video Game Controller Pops Up Here…because, why not?]
And…there’s a tiny thing they mention. This piece might drop scattered affiliate links, which means if you click and buy, some pennies might drop into someone’s jar, supporting the article’s author to write more, I guess. Transparency is cool, right?
So, that’s it. Or not quite it. The dude behind this piece, Scott, he’s been plugging away at this VR stuff since before it was even a thing, practically seeing into the future or something. Over 4,000 articles and counting. Dude’s like a VR encyclopedia but in human form. Anyway, let’s see where PlayStation goes with all this jazz. See you on the virtual battlefield or whatever!
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And there it is.