Whoa, okay, so Toree Saturn is… well, it’s something, isn’t it? Somehow, Diplodocus Games and Siactro keep spitting out these wild 3D speedsters, and man, I just can’t stop digging into them. Toree Saturn dropped into my life, and there I was again, revving up for that adrenaline rush. Toree versus Hawkee? It’s like those classic late-night battles my siblings and I used to have over the controller—except, now it’s birds. I’d say it’s bizarre, but that would be a disservice.
Anyway, let’s dive. So the Story Mode kicks things off, pitting good bird Toree against the villainous Hawkee. That’s pretty classic stuff. And speaking of classics, the soundtrack? Absolute nostalgia city. Remember those late ’90s and early Y2K hits that stuck in your brain like gum to a sneaker? This game captures that vibe perfectly. Weirdly, it’s as if I’m back in my room blasting tunes and pretending my hairbrush was a microphone. Not related, but kind of is? Sure.
And those graphics—they scream SEGA Saturn! You don’t forget those graphics, they stick with you. Toree’s not just a cute face running around level after level, trying to do, well, everything really. Stars to grab, jumps to nail, and whatnot. It’s this whole chaotic symphony of analog stick twiddling, with the A and B buttons slapped like they owe me rent. There’s also some homing dash thingy… like a caffeine kick. Oh, and a ground smash—why did I enjoy that so much? Probably a therapy thing.
Almost forgot, Toree Saturn’s running wild on the Nintendo Switch right now for $4.99. It’s like a cup of coffee that never cools down. Seems like a steal, huh? Maybe I’m just easily amused, but when you put nostalgia in a can and shake it hard, I am here for it.
And disclaimer—I got a Nintendo Switch copy from Diplodocus Games. No scandal there, just laying it out like a picnic.
So, Toree Saturn… It’s wild, it’s speedy, it’s got tunes that won’t quit. Anyway, if you’re into platform madness with a soundtrack that’ll haunt your dreams, then go for it. Or don’t—I’m not your parent.
